Donning the green party hat Seabourne offered, standing next to his red-party-hat-wearing twin, both men take up position near the Goose. They share a look with eachother, and Scotty nods, with Seabourne just staring at him. Hoping Seabourne would nod aswell, Scotty rolls his eyes and looks back at the Goose.
"On three then, lad."
Both men stand firm, poppers in hand, all strings tied together to be fired in unison.
"One..."
Upon hearing the first number, the feathered fiend looks at the two men as if it knew what was about to happen.
"Two..."
The Goose, shifting it's gaze to Seabourne. Somewhat confused, but strong in it's focus on the two men.
"Three!" & "Three!"
Both men yell out the last count and pull the strings. One loud "BANG" fills the area as streamers and glitter shower over and around the Goose. Seabourne gets taken aback a little, and Scotty hums while plugging one of his ears. Thinking they had succeeded with their strange plan, they waited for some sort of response from the Goose. For a few seconds after the pop, everything was silent. Once the streamers and glitter fell to the floor, and the men had eyes on the Goose, they could tell something was about to happen. Eyes closed from the confetti, slowly getting up, it managed to stay standing with great effort. Then, the goose' eyes shot open and screamed as loud as it could, dribbling god knows what all over the floor. Once the roar was near it's end, it lowered it's head and raised it's rear, ready to charge at the two men. Scotty and Seabourne look at the Goose, then at eachother that would say "What now?" The Goose started running on the spot, until it's webbed feet caught traction with the dirty floor and shot forward towards the men. This animal was having none of it. Hell bent on dishing out it's revenge, the Goose closes in on the two party-hat wearing men very quickly.
"Holy hell! I've had enough of this beast. Run to the pod!"
Scotty sprints for the escape pod.
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Godspeed, Pilots.