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Sender:Alliance Commander "Cobra" Recipient:"Xenophobic" Subject:Being a Beacon
While I appreciate a clever alias as much as the next guy.
I'd prefer if you'd provide us with an actual name. I'm content to let you come aboard as a volunteer, but I'd like to talk first. To that end, please join our network.