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01/20/830
Missing Person held hostage by the Corsair / Part 3
Guten Abend die Damen und Herren,
today I met with Mrs. Bumm in New Berlin to bring her husband back home.
She bought "gifts" in advance, which were very helpful during the meeting.
Our way led us once again to Freeport 5 in Omega-41.
Unfortunately, we had a shadow on the way there.
Mr. Junkins was following us from New Berlin.
But since Mr. McBoyle's rescue was more important, I didn't pay much attention to him.
Arriving at Freeport 5, we met the CCS>Maleficent, which also had Mr. McBoyle on board.
As promised, Mr. McBoyle was handed over to his wife in exchange for a payment of 10,000,000 credits.
With the 19 other rescued crew members, all 20 abductees are now safe.
Unfortunately, the Corsairs are now in the possession of a barge.
Mr. McBoyle was in the unfortunate situation to demonstrate to the Corsairs how to navigate this ship.
After the exchange Mrs. Bumm handed over small "gifts" like some medicine and other luxury goods as well as drinks.
The Corsair admitted that they lacked medicine and food.
I took this as an incentive to offer him the prospect of further arrangements.
I think there will be opportunities to get interesting information in exchange for these goods.
I will continue my efforts here.
After the deal was done, Mrs. Bumm, her husband (who was still drunk) and I returned to New Berlin.
Mrs. Bumm brought her husband there for a medical checkup.
I will check with Mr. McBoyle as soon as he sobers up.
BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Guten Tag Frau Bumm Eichy-Bumm: Gut. I m ready. With supplies in case. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I hope you have some space for your Husband. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: We will meet the Corsair at Freeport 5 in Omega-41 BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Lets not lose anymore time. Eichy-Bumm: Danke. Is new place to visit. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: We need to take some jumpholes. I hope your ship will fit them Eichy-Bumm: I normally stick to the tradeleanes... it is safer. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Unfortunately there are no tradelanes where we are going Eichy-Bumm: Is gut I bring this. Has reinfoced hull for tough trips BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: It should be alright. There are should not be any major problems on this way BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I just hope that the Corsair is there. Eichy-Bumm: Ist gut you know your way agent Muller. This system is not mapped on my charts Eichy-Bumm: we seem to be followed BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Herr Junkins, are you following us ? Charlie,Jukins: Nope! BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: One more jump BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Herr Junkins, now i really belive that you are following us. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Its now far from here BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: not BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Those werent here the last time BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I think we need to take the loooong way Eichy-Bumm: You must have nerves of titanium Herr Muller... to fly through such hostile places. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Well here we are DTR-CCS>Maleficent: About time you show up. We're out of rum here. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I am supried that this can happen Eichy-Bumm: Guten tag Herr maleficient DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Oh, and who is this one? Care to make introductions? BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: This is Frau Bumm, the wife of Herr McBoyle DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Wasn't expecting a lady in such a big ship. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Buenos dias, senora. Flying that might be dangerous, you know. Eichy-Bumm: It was... functional. and I brought gifts. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Before we get to those, I need to know something Eichy-Bumm: It is customary Ja? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Is that freelancer with you, Mueller? Charlie,Jukins: Oh! Don Charlie,Jukins: Don't mind me. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: He is following us since New Berlin Charlie,Jukins: Just a curious individual. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: It isn't customary, but it will surely open some doors to you. Something that Mueller hasn't learned yet. Eichy-Bumm: Danke. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: pff DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Isn't that right? Do remember when I was told to meet someone hostile and generous. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Took you a while to be the latter. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: And since you were, everything went smooth. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Last time i was just unfriendly BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: now i am hostile? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Same thing, different words. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I think there is a big diffrent, but lets focus on the important thing here DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Si. In a rush as usual. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Mueller, be kind and pay the bill for senor McBoyles stay with us. I'll handle the rest with senora Eichy. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Hmph. Generous. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Take some extra, as an appologie for letting you wait Eichy-Bumm: (whispers) Do I pay now Herr Muller? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Seems you learned your manners. Now I almost feel sorry for calling you hostile. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Yes Frau Bumm, the Credits for your Husband BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I'm not very friendly, but generous. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Payment recieved. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Gracias, senora. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Now, you need to free up some space so I can transfer your husband. Eichy-Bumm: Festus? Festus?!!! Eichy-Bumm: Huh! Drunk again. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Is he alright Frau Bumm? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: *laughs* He wasn't sober since we have him. Eichy-Bumm: He is alive but has a smile on his face. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: For this very reason I asked you to come in person. He enjoyed his stay with us. Eichy-Bumm: Danka DTR. But why did you kidnap my Festus? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: For his ship. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: That one will remain ours. I hope you find that agreeable. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: (whispers to Frau Bumm) The ship can be replaced, your man can not Eichy-Bumm: I see. You stole him for the ship... you know he is a junker and the parts are not... original? Eichy-Bumm: But he is alive. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: We're masters of scrap too, senora. Eichy-Bumm: I have more gifts. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: It seems you're overjoyed to be reunited with your husband. Eichy-Bumm: what would you like Senor DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Let me check your wares first. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: The bad things aside. i have learned that the corsairs are true to their word. Eichy-Bumm: Some luxury goods for the Senora? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: We'd love to have el gin, vodka, whiskey, Eichy-Bumm: Yes I see some... how you say... shren... honour Eichy-Bumm: But not the goods for the women? Just like my Festus too. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Mi senora prefers rum too, but she won't say no to the luxury goods. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: You can give el tea to Mueller. He is a very serious individual. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: No tea, senora. Don't insult me, por favor. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I prefer the good old rheinland Beer BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: you should take some DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Not the first time we run across Rheinbier. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Senora, one more thing. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: I'll exchange the furs for the Pharmaceuticals. Eichy-Bumm: Ja Herr Maleficient? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Wish I had another transport with me right now. Eichy-Bumm: as you wish DTR-CCS>Maleficent: el Corsairs aren't doing very well with food and pharmaceuticals. Eichy-Bumm: I understand. It is a tough place to survive let alone thrive. Why the economic benefits of tradelanes alone... pardon... Eichy-Bumm: I digress. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Indeed. You won't find here the comfort of house space. Eichy-Bumm: WAKE UP FESTUS!!! BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Is he still THAT drunk? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: *sighs* Poor senor Festus. Eichy-Bumm: Sigh... he is betrunken. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Do let him know we can take him back. Franz here will be so kind to sponsor his vacation again. Eichy-Bumm: (sniffs)... what... perfume? BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Since i know that you are in need for food and pharmaceuticsals i think we can work out some more deals in the future Eichy-Bumm: Oh, sorry Herr Maleficient, I was rude. ja... I m sure that he will make a trip or two. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: What's your interest in helping us, Franz? BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: You know, one hand washes the other DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Sounds bueno. You know where to find us. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: And before you come again to our home, do learn a thing or two from senora Bumm Eichy-Bumm: Booom, nein "bum" Ja... BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Dont say my kind donations didnt warmed your heart DTR-CCS>Maleficent: It should come from you, senor, not wait for me to ask DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Just look at senora Booom DTR-CCS>Maleficent: That's what I call generous. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Like husband, like wife. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: It was your husband who saved his own skin. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Now that we got to know each other a little bit better, i think i can work on my behavior towards you Eichy-Bumm: How so Senor? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: He was so kind to show us how to fly his ship. Eichy-Bumm: Oh, did he not give you the Flight manual? DTR-CCS>Maleficent: I assume that was left in the ship too. Eichy-Bumm: It is in the consule - left drawer. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Gracias. Will let the hermanos know. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: And since Franz here came looking for him, our attitude towards senor McBoyle changed. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: That's why he is how he is right now. Eichy-Bumm: To shut him up? He is a talker I know... but such a sweet schatz - my darling festus. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Now that we have this out of the way, I assume the deal is concluded. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Franz, you know where to find us. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Senora, it was a pleasure. Eichy-Bumm: How long has he been like this... OI! FESTUS!!! WAKE UP!!!! DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Poor lad. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Yes der Herr. I must say i am supried that you keeped your world Eichy-Bumm: Danke shon Senor. I must get him back to rehab it seems. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Should've asked him too if he wants to return to his wife. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: We're not Outcast cabrons, Franz. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I think this can be the start for some more cooperations if you want to call it this BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I think there will come times where we can help each other out. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: As long as it serves our interest, we may proceed. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: We'll see then. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: i am sure we will find a way to make it a good deal for both sides BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Until than, ill wish you a good day. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Likewise, Franz. DTR-CCS>Maleficent: Senora, todo le mejor. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Are your ready Frau Bumm? Eichy-Bumm: Auf Wiedersehen. Eichy-Bumm: Ja Herr Mueller. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Try to follow my path, we will try to avoid the Mines BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I would suggest we go back to New Berlin and get sour men a strong coffee Eichy-Bumm: He is still gesoffen... how you say... sozzled. But I am so happy. He needs a stomach pump... and a bath... always needs a bath BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: We will get him to New Berlin, do a short medical check-up. And when the Doc says he is okey, you can take him home BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I hope he didnt drank away all his memorys. ill need to ask him some question when he is sober again Eichy-Bumm: I am so grateful for your efforts Herr Muller... Franz. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Thats my job. But i must say it gave me some opportunitys to work together with the corsairs BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: It was a good idea from you to bring some geschenke Eichy-Bumm: I am sure he will be in due course. I will get Festus to kontakt you. (Sigh) He is safe and home soon Eichy-Bumm: Ja! The Senora and Senorita would have it no other way. Wise for Senor to accept. Eichy-Bumm: what do I owe, Herr Muller? BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: Nothing Frau Bumm. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I am happy we got your husband save back to rheinland. Eichy-Bumm: Danke. Festus will be in touch. BDM|Agt.Franz_Mueller: I wish you a good day
Signed,
F/Mü
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