"'Ey! Christian! This 'ere's Mike. I got me ship, tha' one you'd said were required I make use of. Amusin' lil' toy, this Scimitar. Position o' the bloody stick is causin' my crotch to chafe, an' the seat's squeezin' my arse like a vise. Few other things I need to work on, too, but I digress. This thing gotta be stock?"
"R'gardless, my gratitude for the invite to the SRS. Look forward to doin' the job an' kickin' your backside all 'round the lanes in the near future. Though why ya got to 'llow them durn Xenos in on it? Lookin' forward to the red'n black races! Ha-ha..."
"Gonna take this puppy out to the Dublin system an' give'r a good go 'gainst them 'otshot Mollies."