Operation Free The Hoes

[Big Bison Bessie]

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From: Special Constable Jacky Montgomery, CDI.
To: Open Broadcast Announcement
Topic: Hoe liberation
Clearance: OPEN

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Hoes are to be left alone and not hurled, kicked, tossed or in any way moved around. Doing so will violate every part of regulation 3.1 of the United Kingdom of Bretonia's Charter of Interstellar Law, which covers assault, piracy, and kidnapping. Please do not bother the civilian contractors working for Synth Foods Incorporated, they probably went to school for this or something. I am sure if you had a nice ass you'd want to flaunt it or something I dunno. So uh, don't do it? At the very least, refrain from such needless destruction and harassment within Bretonian Space and the bordering systems. This statement has been brought to you by the Bretonian Police Authority, Civil Defense Initiative Yours sincerely Special Constable Jacky Montgomery | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: j-eddm@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 444 | Attached files (0)

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