Well, it seems that what happened yesterday deserves a report, or so the inspector has told me... so here it goes.
It all started as a normal day on patrol, a bit of "tea" and watching the usual shootings over NL when my scanners detected a Corsair TBH named... Pavo? I thought that was an animal... he was talking quietly with a junkman, when I approached to ask, I was informed that there was no problem and I decided not to intervene, we don't judge people by their IFF or place of birth... Right?
Shortly after, when I was preparing to travel to Leeds for a possible contact, I found the self-proclaimed "Pavo" pirating two civilian transports, even opening fire on them. I intervened and managed to make him flee, saving those two. When I scanned them, I saw that they were carrying Dauman weapons, but I let them go with a verbal warning and with the promise that next time they would have the papers for those harmless weapons.
After a while, I received a message from our #1 fan, Maya, that she had 44 corsairs pilots in custody, so I headed to Omega 3 to receive them.
When I arrived, I found a good scene, Maya talking calmly with a freelancer called "Not.A.Brick" and the captain of an Order cruiser from Section 8.
Section 8... I don't know much about them, but the people say horrible things, that they experiment on people, mutilate them and reassemble them.
I think they call that an "Igor", those people are really scary, so I received the prisoners and headed to Sprage to put them in the custody of the CDI HQ.
As she had 44 corsairs in a single-man fighter? Well, I'll tell you now... We have 21 cases of acute tortuculis and 11 of lumbago... which seems to be chronic in 3 of the cases.
Seeing the state they were in, I decided to give them some tea during the trip that... I borrowed from the office.
Apart from those who suffer from contractures, we now also have 17 cases of stomach poisoning, 6 of them with explosive diarrhea, you can't imagine how they have left the cells of the Grouse...
And now we come to the part of the pure police investigation... that part you can read in the report of my colleague Bob Pickering.