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Guthixibis

06-01-2025, 12:28 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-06-2025, 09:20 PM by Guthixibis.)

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From: Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Zoners, Robots, and Dead Badgers
Clearance: SENSITIVE

I will preclude the preceding events of the day for the sake of brevity, save for the fact that Constable Goose has a severe case of lockjaw and has been prescribed the appropriate tonics and vitamins.

The main purpose of this bulletin is to report an incident involving an autonomous vessel in the Nottingham system (formerly Omega-3). The vessel approached myself, Special Constable Herbert Goose, and Sergeants Alfie Howard and Sian Breacon near the wreckage of the Gwent. The following observations were made:

The vessel does not take the standard Sirian Credit Chips, instead relying on barter and base piracy
The vessel demonstrated an ability to disrupt the sirens of our vessels after we employed a textbook crowd control tactic to ward the autonomous unit away
The vessel demonstrated an ability to disrupt the systems of my own ship, presumably after a certain Kevin failed to update the security software
The vessel will attempt to obtain cargo through piracy
The vessel is rude in a way which is criminally punishable under Her Majesty's legal codex

After the autonomous vessel attempted to pirate me, presumably for the wreckage and pilots of pirate vessels which we were transporting to Parkhurst, I lost control of my own ship. I was forced to vent the oxygen of my vessel in an attempt to evade my pursuer. Consequently, the remaining convicts were unable to sustain life and were disposed of.

A passing Zoner vessel by the callsign Therapy came to my aid and towed me to Parkhurst, where I was informed that Sergeant Alfie Howard was downed in the hostilities. I am recommending that the captain of this vessel be awarded speeding immunity for one (1) day of their choosing commended for their swift action and given a firm handshake by the nearest ranking constable. I will administer the appropriate health screenings to Sergeant Howard in approximately three (3) months, in accordance with the waitlist. I will, of course, also be prescribing myself a modest treatment of morphine in the interim for my pain and suffering.

Yours sincerely

Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Nottingham (Omega-3). BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: cminty@cdi.police.forensics.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 000 |