Brotherhood Message Dump

[Corsair]

Incoming transmission

To: Whoever the dirty dog is that is spreading these lies



My family is NOT a laughing stock. I freely admit that I've not been ... choosy, shall we say ... with whom I associate. The Villa Rock family has roots that date back to before the founding. We, our extended clan in-laws the Eladesors, and even our clan cousins the Virgos from Bretonia, have family trees that go back hundreds of years.

Okay, he was a Zoner. But he had a cute butt, and guys, you all need to face it. With the amount of time we as a people have spent in space, in Omega 41, and out digging up artifacts - well, let's just say that a lot of you guys just ain't no Anthony Bandana.

And he didn't try to run away with me - he just took things a little too seriously and thought we ought to get hitched while I was laid over - no pun intended - at Freeport 1 enjoying some R&R.

Okay, I know I'm no Katey Zeta, either, but a girl has to have SOME standards. Alcohol and flowers do still work, you know.

Still, I don't appreciate it. I pay my bills when my ship lifts. And while there've been a couple of you that have lifted my ship for me <smiles and shakes my head> is that ANY reason to say these sorts of things? I know one of you Benitez boys said I couldn't join the brotherhood because I'm - well, not a brother. Even though I shot better than you.

Be that as it may. If someone makes fun of me and mine, I don't have to wait for my brother-in-law (see, you couldn't even get THAT part of it right) to come back - I'll kill the rascal myself.

Talena de Villa Rock, out

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Haharr, yew just need to do it with more secrecy. I've been with countless Non-Corsair wimmins. Jus' haveta keep it quiet. Now, none of yew heard anythin'.

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