Ah, the IND's illustrious Cabover Pete! I'm sure we can get that Pineal soothed for ya, sir. Two hours in the Geode and you'll be ready to party like it's 1999!
(Oh, and "SMT" would be Sirius Mean Time, strikingly similar to ancient Greenwich Mean Time, Pete. But don't worry if you're a bit late.. we'll be partying all weekend!)
Doc, bring on the blood wine! We're carting in loads of other delicacies as we speak.. why not a little Klingon wine as well?
Now, I've had a request from the Captain of a Lib Dread to attend. I will say this once: The only cap ships welcome in Bafflin' for the Event will be TAZ or registered Zoners. It's a small bloody system, lads. You can nearly see from end to end with the naked eye. Would hate to have that beautiful view blocked by a bunch of lumbering iron, eh? Find a smaller costume!!