Short stories of the outer minds.

[jshkornmiller]

// Only post here if you want to add another story told by grandpa!!! it'll be fun! Only stories that make no since!

An old man sits at a table in a small dark room. He takes a pipe and puff on it slowly and exhales as the smell from the smoke is pleasant. He looks out the window and sees a small group of deer nibbling on the greens in the yard. He smiles. *such a beautiful day* he thinks to himself.
His attention is quickly drawn away as three children come in and run up to him.
"Grand pa! Grand pa! Tell us a story!' One child yells
"Yes grandpa! tell us a good story!"

"OK, my little ones, gather your pillows and come close to the fire. i have a silly story for you today." The old man says as he takes another puff on his pipe. He then closes his eyes and begins the story.


One day, Not long ago, There was a group of very large ships! They were big and scary! *boom* *boom*
*Boom* they would go to anyone and anything! So one day. There was a big battle, the large ships won! they were unstoppable! But then1 when they docked on Manhattan they were captured......

LPI-Sugarland is where they'll be heading! We'll make them shave coconuts for a living! They will know when they have to shave those coconuts will a dull plastic butter-knife. Dry they will in large amounts that the water we give them will not replenish the tears they shed. And when all the coconuts are shaved. We'll send them to Crete!

They will roam the waste lands for long times wishing they were shaving coconuts. To get the succulent juices that fall from the husks. With only the flesh of fallen comrades will they make it to a city. Then the coarse hairs will find them disgusting and ship them to Kusari where they don't fit in at all! They'll look at the emperor on new tokyo for help and he'll Seppuku. The kusari people will then ship them to Britonia!

Te Britonians Will cheer as they see them as hero's for the death of the kusari emperor. But then one of them kidnaps the Queen and they runaway! They run out of H-Fuel and are picked up by a corsair, again! Who then puts them in tow and brings them back to Crete where they do bad things to the queen. like have a dinner party with rats and rat weed. They then see that the people were the same ones they sent away and decide to give them to the zoners to pass on to the outcasts as a gift!

They arrive on Malta but to the outcasts disbelief, they think they're corsairs and toast them all. The end

"So is the story i have told you today. now go my little ones, practise your skills on the wac-a-mole game. Bess we get ready for those bugger to get my carrots." The old man says as he get up and goes to the rest room.