It has just come to me that a prison liner has just been hijacked. Normally not alarming, the prison liner was the LPL Bellevue -- the one where we lock up crazies. These strange people have been raving about such phrases as 'lol', 'omg', ':)', etc. for as long as they've been able to speak, and the affliction is all but incurable. They come from all walks of life, and as far as we can tell thousands have escaped into all corners of Sirius. This is a general warning that if anyone exhibits the symptoms, it's best to stay clear and send any complaints to the A.D.M.I.N.S. Any found in Liberty by LPI officers are to submit photographic evidence to the Prison Commission to confirm if they indeed have escaped from the Bellevue.
This is no reason to panic.
OK, I lied. If you see one, you can panic. They're to be considered armed and extremely dangerous, even if they're showing friendly IFFs. Remember: the A.D.M.I.N.S. are able to effectively combat these ne'er-do-wells. Leave it to the professionals.
NOTE: some of these mentally insane people exhibit different symptoms, foremost is attack without any warning at all, or some weird warning that constitutes gibberish. Treat people that act in this manner the same as those that show glaring symptoms.
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