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2 Killed in Sabotage Explosion, Is there a traitor on West Point? by Jake Pavan

Today the Gunboat LNS Sacramento was extensively damaged by a bomb. A technician and Marine Corperal went to the reserve H-Fuel tanks to investigate a mysterious object detected inside the tank its self. the bomb then detonated, killing both instantly. The explosion breached the PPC (Port Plasma Conduit) which caused a chan reaction that knocked all systems off line. The ship was towed to Baltimore by the Marine ship LNS Louisbourg Forttress. The investigation revealed that the bomb was an antimatter-MOX hybrid, and had a Naval signature. Because of this the Navy suspects the 522 Battlegroup, although the Order and Lane Hackers are also possible. According to the ships XO, Commander Chayana Driam, the Sacramento last took on fuel tanks at West Point Military Academy, and the Navy is running an investigation of everyone stationed on the base to see if there's a traitor on board West Point.

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.