Vat is dis? Der complaining from der Military because they got der smushing?
Ve had der two lokis und ein bomber und ve delat with ein Wilde gunboat, but der crazee cucumber got avay unfortunately.
Ach, zen ve prepared for der assault on der Brandenburg, vich had der four RM und some of der RFP plus ein BountyJaeger vich you silly sausages invited because your training is der poop. Und, to top it off, the three Military from anozzer regiment joined in. Now one of zese frankfurters ve had to kill twice und even den der stoopid voorm come back for more of der smushing.
Und let's not forget der big gunboat vich it took us so long to destroy because of der ions. Seems even you, mein soldiering type, vere too preoccupazed with evading mein Happy Stick dat you ommitted to tell der silly gunboat captain to make der sharp exit even as ve gave his hull ein smushing he vill never forget.
Maybe, mein freunde, you are ashamed at der stoopid reinforcements dat came but vere no use to you? Still, some of dese wienerschitzels vere unable to use der comms, never mind der targetting system! Dey vere crying like der daschunds who haf lost der bone.
Ach, even one of our brave soldiers had his weapons kaput, but he stayed to draw your fire. Maybe you silly cucumbers made der wetness in der lederhosen and cannot distriboot der regens among der squad as well as der Hessians?
Und perhaps you are afraid of der big Gottkanzler und his temper because of der smushing ve gave to two of der Rheinland battleships und der booming ve made of der cruiser known as der Aachen? Ach, ze Battleships ran back to der base vith der tails between der legs und made der crying like der lost child in der kindergarten because dey are afraid of der combat in der asteroid field.
I am only der humble soldier in der ranks, but I can tell you ve gave der Brandenburg Station ein smushing vich make dem spit der strudel!
