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[Capt. Henry Morgan]

Message to: My Dear Flock of P-gulls
Comm ID: Boss Bird
Subject: Donations

Well, Folk, the day ended on a rather upbeat note, which served to smooth my wrinkled Pineal somewhat.

I was contacted, surprisingly, by two separate parties, who donated generously to the Temple Fund in exchange for brief, infrequent, and discreet passage through our beloved Goddess' Home.

Please show every courtesy to our most recent Donors, the Bretonian Armed Forces and their "contractors", the Mandalorian Mercenaries. Both are of course aware of the Bafflin' Pentabarf, of our NFZ policy throughout Bafflin', and have been given the appropriate passphrase. If any infractions or abuse are observed, however, don't hesitate to report them.

Sometimes, ya gotta fight Podge with Hodge, as evidenced by today's little incursions by arrogant Indie Outcast traders, aka the Three Stooges.

Therefore, I have contracted with MM to help us with our Stooge problem. Refer to our "Boil on Sight" list at the Employment Office for details.

The contract negotiated will be for environs outside of Baffin, and we will continue to boil them within Baffin until they have grovelled and donated sufficiently, or until Eris is smilin' again. If any other Outcasts attempt to get huffy about these three, politely refer them to the Council of Dons, who have given us a green light to put our House in.. yech.. "order".

Compliments to Temple Guards Fyre, Shamus, Don Q, and St. Gulik for their Services to Goddess this Day!

Kallisti!
Mal

Aye, the arrogance of the Three Stooges still astounds me, even so many hours (and so much Kallisti Gold) after the fact. Failing to show the proper respect, even firing on our people, right in the Temple of Eris Esoteric, the very home of our Goddess! That's one bunch of cabbages I didn't mind boiling. The St. Gulik will remain on station in case these three try to return.

Semper Non Sequitur,

Irreverend David Fenderson XXIII
Low Priest of the St. Gulik Cabal

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