I -highly- recommend avoiding he who shoves kittens up his bum. Stay away from n00bl3t, too. If you must go near him, do not enable the n0ting spree. If you have any problems, blame Zelot.
A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.