Bonjour, m'sieurs. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the famed racer Clovis Le Riparian, three time winner of le Tour de Gallia.
Of late, racing presents no challenge to me. All of my main competitors seem to be off fighting some idiotic war, leaving only les enfants on the course. I have heard that your line of work is challenging, therefore I have tried my hand at a little piracy.
I seem to have found a new home in the Free Brigands of Gallia, it is only a matter of time before I acquire their ID. I attempted to tax one of these foreign traders, but most unfortunatly GRP arrived and destroyed it. Of course, no mere policeman can hope to catch up to le grand Riparian.
It occurs to me, that unlike my chosen sport of racing, piracy can require teamwork at times. I have heard that your brotherhood is without equal of the Gallic pirates, so naturellement, I come to you. Perhaps, if for some reason I am unacceptable to join your ranks, we could still coordinate our operations.
I await your reply,
Sincerely,
Clovis Le Riparian
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