[TAZ] to [GST]

[Malaclypse 666]

To: John Burton, CEO, GST
From: Malaclypse, E-Prime, TAZ

Burton!

I have received word from one of my Temple Guards of some rather questionable behaviour by several of your "employees", sir.

I wish to make my displeasure known. i expect an immediate acknowledgement, and I demand an apology.

Apparently, two of your lads were conducting "training" exercises in our home system of Bafflin' recently, Burton.

These two GST vessels were lollygagging about without so much as a "by your leave", or even a "howdy do" to the TAZ vessel on scene. In fact, they rather rudely ignored him completely.

Per the Bafflin' Pentabarf, Clause the Third, the entire system of Bafflin' is a "No Fire Zone", sir.

Random weapons fire tends to agitate our local Scrubbies, putting them off their feed, and interrupting their mating habits.

It also tends to hack our Goddess off, particularly when perpetrated within the reported distance of 2.5 kilometers from one of Her Bases.

In future, Burton, this sort of hooliganism and horseplay will not be tolerated. You will scan the system before entering, and you WILL ask permission of a TAZ member before entering Bafflin'.

If violations of our Pentabarf should occur again, at the least you will be finding other routes to conduct your.. ahem.. "trading"; and at worst, you will find your entire "Organization" on our "Enemas of Eris" list.

We are not amused atall, atall, Burton. You have been warned.

Sternly,
Malaclypse,
for the TAZ

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