I am sure you are wondering why I have called you all here today. Today is a great day! I have the pleasure to announce that Glenn Thacker will be rejoining us. I have finalized his transfer from the CAG on Alamo. He will be retaining his previous position and rank as Special Advisor.
This next announcement is a little bit overdue and is something that I felt needed rectified at the earliest opportunity. So, at this time I would like to announce the promotion of Jake "Desert Mojave" Cutter to the rank of Royal.
This completes our new rank structure. Be sure to follow their commands when out on patrol.
This concludes our meeting. There will be an open bar for the evening. Make sure you are you are fit to fly in the morning or heads will roll.
....and with that last announcement..Cmdr Jonathon "DeathAdder" Jones walks out of the meeting room...