Previous Jobs: I was a practising accountant with over 20 years of experience. POP's, FRS' HGA's, I can do them all so well it's like they never existed.
Qualifications: Well, a bit out of date now obviously, but I hold a degree in Accountancy from Los Angeles Business University. I've racked up the miles flying between clients, and transferring my assets between Liberty and Curacoa.
Brief Biography: Well as you know, I had to quit the accounting business due to charges of embezzlement, malpractice, and laundering. I was acquitted of all charges obviously due to my innocence and lack of findable assets. I've done work for the LPi many times in the past, 'hiding the fat' if you will. But that's all behind me now, my reps taken a hit, I'm bored of being stuck in an office. I know the law, I can disguise the errors, I can chase the paper trails. Can I shoot the bad guys? Well I've never been legally allowed to, so I wouldn't know. Unorthodox to go from crunching numbers to policing I'm aware, but in the end, it's all about money... and err, 'to protect and serve' of course.
5kyp3 protocol alias: Lameos
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Always can use a new number-cruncher to help us *ahem* meet the quotas. Have the Equipment Officer kit you out a Patriot named LPI-Kirk.Humber[O]. Here's our official comm channel, read up on all the redirects in the first message: