Oy, Lane Hackers!

[Phate]

...hack.initiated...decryption.in.progress...
...comm.ID.Phate.recognized...transmission.encrypted...
...uploading.data...

Well pointed out, both of the last two responses. The issue

a) stinks as bad as the Junker because of the insufficient data
b) is actually not directed at The Lane Hackers at all, because we have a diplomatic channel for that. If you really had some "real Junker" qualities and good standing with the Hackers, you might perhaps know of its existence and be able to hack it? So...
c) I'm only responding here for my personal entertainment (and whoever else would like to join the ongoing fun)

Next on the checklist is apologizing for the existence of that junker, showing him the middle finger, and asking the supposed outcast smuggler lady why in the world is she so naive to trust some Junker who we have never even heard about before.

*shifts sunglasses*

Now, the rest of the Junkers, please form an orderly line to receive cargo from the corporations, that will be given back to the poor, making the commercial punks pay for their own cargo with the very cash they've been ripping off their hard-working employees under the supervision of Liberty Police Incorporated and other nefarious "lawful" groups.

If you're a not-interested-Junker, it's your choice to miss the opportunity. Then of course, nothing holds you back from screaming about every aspect of your life, because you're not getting the exclusive reward percentage.

...encryption.in.progress...hack.terminated...

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