Basically, Any cap ship you like with a proper "LOL Guard ID" and a "LOLWUT" IFF will grant you access to any system you like, I am sure that after a short while you will settle down in a great system called bastile waiting for fellow "LOLZ" to arrive with their own stories.
However, If you do not want to carry the "LOL Guard ID" you have alternative.. Just dont mount an ID at all. The only problem will be no tracktoring loot when you pew pew a fighter.
If you sirrously want someone to look at you in a cap ship and not *facepalm* is for you to start RPing and not ignoring everyone that tried or tries to help.. Because wasting time explaining to you couple times and than seeing you going at it again.. is something that doesn't sit well with me. So take the advice you heard many times.. and start playing nice with others.. on both sides.. The law and the criminal organizations.