Buenas noches caballeros. My name is Pedro Alicante and I am humbly and with all graciousness applying for membership into your esteemed company.
I am currently a simple governmental shuttle pilot. I ferry various officials of the Corsair government to locations throughout Omicron Gamma. Unfortunately, mi wife Angelica, bless her, is not so simple. She has expensive tastes and desires many things that sparkle and twirl.
You may ask why I put up with such frivolities from mi esposa. Oh mi amigos. Black raven hair and green eyes, to look upon her would take your breath away. But I must say no more. Mere words could never convey such loveliness.
So I am here seeking additional employment in order to support myself and my wife Angelica. I must work my shuttle job during the day which pays a pittance, but I will devote all that I am to serve The Brotherhood in the evening hours.
And at the end of my evening missions, I pour myself tequila and retire to the warm ministrations of Angelica.
If you have any questions, you may contact me at:
2365 Corsair Way, Villa A.
Planet Crete
I leave you with this small gift:
My struggle is harsh and I come back
with eyes tired
at times from having seen
the unchanging stars,
but when your laughter enters
it rises to the sky seeking me
and it opens for me all
the doors of life.