Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

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IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Hans Dobrect

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Guten tag Herr Putzkanner.

I am sending this message to submit myself fur the Federal Polizei, und I haf included some information about myself below.

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Name: Hans Dobrect
Age: 23
Height 6' 2''
Weight: 11st
Hair colour: Black
Eye coour: Blue
S.K.Y.P.E ID: hillsy94

Background: Born to a poor familie on Hamburg, Hans was a gifted piloten from a young age. Flying viz his father from the age of 8, he was able to control a ship at the age of 12. His father was killed by pirates after refusing to give them money. Hans was notified by the Polizei, und resolved to become one of them someday, to avenge his father and his familie's pride. Since zat time he has been hunting down pirates and foiling smuggling runs for several years. He flies a Mjolnir class SHF, and mainly flies in the Neu Berlin und Hamburg systems.

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I hope you consider mein application, und I wish you safe travel. Fur Rheinland!

Danke und auf wiedersehen.

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Hans Dobrect:

Your application into the Polizei has been accepted. I apologise for your father's death and am glad to see that you join the Polizei with a determination to perform justice and will not be persuaded to turn to the other side, as some of our pilots have done.

I am curious as to how you acquired the Mjolnir, since even freelancers who have earned our trust entirely are not given access to such ships. But that does not matter now. You may have it refitted at Elbe. Congratulations Kadett.

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