Red Hessians contamined ?

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Sender: Carson Hawking of the Brotherhood
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To all Corsairs,

This message remains scrambled and is evidently using some sort of linguistical encryption method [see: BARBARIAN ENCODING] that Tripoli's communications array is currently not capable of properly decoding, hence this random formation.

It does appear, nonetheless, that the message in question suggests Hessian-Corsair relations of the "friendly" kind, something that I daresay is about as true as saying that Crete's surface is covered in fertility unmeasured. In short, it is absurdity. I recommend having the personnel of HAF inspected for Cardamine contamination.

As to this apparent "Hessians targeting Corsairs over aliens", this statement is quite believeable. Nomads have been known to assault others, particularly the weak-minded, with their powerful telepathic capabilities. Our allies, the Order, have provided several recorded instances of this, and knowing how slow-thinking many Hessians tend to be, I daresay it is very likely they were mentally controlled by the nomads. No infestation necessary there.

Nonetheless, the Hessians likely were not even under nomad influence. Having had plenty of time to observe Hessian behavior, I have concluded that Hessians are far more determined in wiping us off the face of Sirius than fighting for the good of Humanity as a while, yet another manifestation of their narrow-mindedness.

That's my take on this anomaly. I advise that the HAF be given careful scanning for any traces of real infestation, followed by a fully detailed Cardamine scan and a complete and thorough search of all their vessels. Once this is done, I'd advise that they be given some leave time. Perhaps this is all consequence of a corporate case of battlefield fatigue.


For Crete,
Carson Hawking

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