The Wilde NPCs need to be nerfed

[BaconSoda]

Just a few nitpicks...

Every mod update, Transport Captains get effin anal raped, without a reacharound courtesy...seriously.

Uh-oh, sexual innuendos! Help me, mother, my ears are being defecated upon.

In all seriousness, I find the opposite. I find Transports are far too good. The average Transport armor is even greater than the average Gunboat armor with Liners and the Barge removed. Quite ridiculous, 'eh? Especially since Transports are made to trade and Gunboats are made to ravage space-lands beyond their own. Not to mention the fact that they have miniature Gunboat weaponry which, arguable, makes them better for Piracy than a Gunboat. I find that to be a very large "Reacharound", but, seeing as you seem to be more experienced in those matters, I'll leave that judgement to you.

None of the corporations should be using jumpholes - ever.

McNeo pointed this out to me once, and I vote it as the only exception to this rule: IMG have Large Trains in Tau-37. Other than the IMG in the Taus, I rather agree with my Chris friend here. There is one credible source on the use of Jump Holes, and that would be Agiera Technologies. Whether they are lying about Jump Holes or not, there is really no one else to believe, and so the Corporations are horribly scared of the damage Jump Holes could do.

I bought an adv train, as my mastodon was limited to craptastic trade routes, and LOLWUTTER pirates who shall not be named. I Have been scouting trade routes, as all of them sux.

Please, define for me, the term "Lolwutter". I am severely confused as to what it actually means. It gets thrown around so much that it's meaning has been lost.

I have personally flown my geb right outside of tekagis base in choguko or wherever it is. NO NPC's what so ever. and that's supposedly their home.

I say, GO TO YOUR EFFIN HOme.

Try Omega-55 or Omega-58. Hey, at this rate, Sigma-13 and New Berlin can become the Wilde's home!

Ah, and to think, Corsairs in Sigma-19 and New London are OoRP now. Not to mention the Outcasts everywhere past Tau-31. They're even as far as Texas. Oh, god, and the Blood Dragons and GC in Shikoku. Someone, find a Sanction Report quick!

Also, Slave liner has more weapons, I have...like 1 rear turret, and 5 forward turrets, and a big long ship with a target painted on every cargo pod...

And when they hit those cargo pods, they absorb damage as a component and it doesn't damage your hull! Woah, good thinking, Cameron. I've got to get the Caernarvon painted so Pirates can get distracted while pirating me, too.

1.Bombers got buffed, their faster fire rate gives us absolutely no chance, whatsoever if its a lolpirate. Don't argue, *cough* Dab, The upholder can sustain continuous fire for 1 minute. The barghest has a larger powerplant, Put it together and no matter how you slice it, 4.0 refire, will rape you.

Yes, but, you see, those Bomber Guns drain energy which, in turn, stops you from firing your SN. You chainfire those guns and see how many torpedos you get off. If you wanted to shoot with guns, should've picked a fighter.

2.Trade routes got Nerfed. It is dam near impossible to find a decent trade route, that nets a good profit, at a decent time pay off.

Hey, man, I don't know. I never seem to be able to find routes with little enough profit as to complain. Terraforming Gases and Polymers have need been so appealing!

3.Every large Transport, with 5k cargo, has crap for weapon mounts, no cm's, and get disrupted by player cd's, or rape npc cd's easily.

Hrm, it's like you have to choose between defense and profit. Oh, what's up balance. As a 5k with 5 guns, even, the Train gets even more shafted, since it has the ability to defend itself to some extent, and so the armor is even less. Nothing is more distracting to someone than those nice, nasty miniature GB guns shooting at you.

4.There are so many LOLPIRATES in disco now, I may as well trade in a capship, so I can rape them...oh wait they all upgraded to cap 8.

Lolpirate? Is that similar to lollipops? I hope they're just as delicious. I really wish this was an RP server, don't you? We wouldn't get so many people complaining about all the RP if there was some kind of RP server around...

And Corsairs all the way in Leeds (if I'm not mistaken).

You are mistaken. There are Outcasts there pirating in the West Leeds Smog field, but, no Corsairs. I hate it when I see Corsairs in Leeds, and Outcasts in New Tokyo/Shikoku/Kepler/Galileo/Colorado, for that matter. Like the rest of that ZoI wasn't enough.

EDIT: Quote fail...

EDIT 2: I give up.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.