Guten Tag meine Damen und Herren, I vas on patrol in New Berlin when Ich encountered a trader named bloodygery attempting to smuggle goods into Liberty. Ich ordered him to stop and he did not obey. Ich curse Bonn station sometimes as he managed to dock there.
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Shortly after ze trader had left Ich went to Hamburg and long range sensors detected a Phantom Cruiser named Tesla's Revenge. He proceeded to mock mein accent and ze Vaterland. It came very close to me and nearly rammed me, not being suididal Ich called for backup and 2 of our ships responded. We tracked it all the way to Omega 11 until it vanished, must have been jamming our signals. We eventually gave up the hunt and went back to Stuttgart.