Hacked!?

[Joe C]

...hack.initiated...decryption..in..progress...
...comm.id.Trigger.recognized...uploading data...

This is an interesting thing we have here. Sammy boy, youre one of the funniest hackers around...if you're a hacker like you say so.
About the rest of these matters, why don't you P.-s try and find some real hackers, or the high ranked real-hackers eh?
All of these things you pulled together here are just shady. Oh 'corse it's shady, but if you want the job done, you'll have to ask around more...professional. -no hard feelings Sammy boy, it's just that I've never seen you around- I would take on this little matter you have here, if for nothing else, the sake of money, however real hackers cannot just jump/fly or whatever you do into situations.

The fact that you P.-s are asking it won't make the Hackers to jump up and down like a muppet.
What I can give for free, and without having any problems from it is the advice: try to find the real lane hackers if you wan't to get the job done nice n tight, or if you want Lane Hackers for the job not some backwater mercenary...

Think think and tick-tock.

...encryption.in.progress...hack terminated...