Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Kurt Goldschmidt

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Name: Kurt Goldschmidt
Age: 31
Height: 1.78 meters
Weight: 82 kilograms
S.K.Y.P.E: Trildor

Brief History:
Born to Erich and Karen Goldschmidt on Planet New Berlin, Kurt attended one of the finest schools in Rheinland before working for his father's jewelry business. Not content with his country's current situation, what with all the revolting workers, he has decided to leave his job and sign up with the Polizei to better serve Rheinland and personally eradicate the nation's problems.

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Kurt Goldschmidt:

Your application into the Polizei has been accepted. Your advanced education I'm sure covered law and stature, but doubtfully covered combat manuvers. You shall be shipped to Oberst Falke, who shall whip you into working order (not literally, but you understand...).

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