Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Fritz Hermann

===Establishing Connection===

From: Fritz Hermann

I thank you for accepting me into the Polizei and for your concerns. Although, I must inform you that my current conditions does not allow me to immediately begin my duty. I would need a minimum of two months of theraphy and physical rehabilitation to fully stabilize myself. By that time, I will inform you that I am ready and will begin my duty as a police . I humbly beg for your patience in this matter.

===Connection Terminated===

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Very vell. Ven you are ready, tell mein self on ze S.K.Y.P.E Communications network (I have already added your name to mein register). Zen I vill add you to ze official channels, and your career can begin.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.