Kaiserliche Rheinwehr [RM] - Message Dump

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===Sender: Duncan Werden===
===Recipient: Patrol Report #12===
===Subject: Extremely Disturbing Events===

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Today, as I was powering up my systems, I received a message from the Bretonia Armed Forces, asking what heavy Rheinland Military vessels were doing in Cambridge, since I was unaware of any sort of operations in Bretonia, I asked for the call-sign of the vessel in question, and began a cursory investigation, which I have typed a large portion up, given that it was so long as to be impractical to read in its entirety, with all spelling and grammatical errors included. IF I did not know any better, I'd assume that the person I spoke to, if not his entire "group" was infected with LOL-Syndrome, (also known as Harris' Disease, which, as you all know, includes delusions of life being "just a game" or some sort of "rules" not mattering).

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Myself: Tag mein Herr, this is Feldwebel Duncan Werden of the Rheinwehr, I've been told of a Rheinland Military vessel in Cambridge.
[RIP]Vivat: there were BAF-s, did"t want to start war with them not todey
Me: Ja, but what were you, as a Rheinland Military piloten, doing in Bretonian space?
RIP: guarding treiders my frends
Me: Rheinland Military pilots, even reserve pilots such as yourself, aren't authorised to enter Bretonian space unless explicitly ordered to do so by High Command.
RIP: andestyd thet, and hy is this high comand?
Me: I am not a member of High Command, but as an official and active member, I am currently [Commanding Officer] until someone of a higher rank begins duty today.
RIP: is there in rheiland missions 900k+?
RIP: there is a BS in new berling
Me: There is indeed, the RNC Aachen, I believe.
RIP: yes
Me: You are aware that RNC vessels are part of the Rheinland Military, and thus are *meant* to be in Rheinland unless otherwise engaged?
RIP: can I have 1 kveshen. can I hant pirats in omega 11
Me: No, you cannot.
RIP: way? there are rheiland base dommands
Me: You are to stay within Rheinland territory, unless there is a dire danger to Rheinland's sovereignty, and even then you will be told to do so by a ranking Rheinland Military member, as designated by a [RM] prefix on their call-sign.
RIP: youre from [RM] gtoup anf I have my own and I'm me I'm the leader

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RIP: I think it is bad thet we can't guarg our brothers daumanns
Me: Daumann has its own escorts, if you want to protect people outside of Rheinland, you should resign from the Military and apply for an escort job with Daumann.
RIP: this is game and the main thing is thet all have fan

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RIP: ruels are bat, how do we haf fan wit bat rules

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In addition to this obvious lack of respect for the authority of the Rheinland Military, he also mentioned "buying" a Rheinland Military Battleship, as if such a large vessel could be merely purchased like a play-thing for one to do with as he pleases. He and his "group" are currently in posession of Rheinland gunboats, how they managed to get their hands on them I do not know, perhaps they were esteemed reserve members who became infected, or something similar, but I am of the opinion that this group should be investigated by both the Rheinwehr and BAF, to determine if they are a threat that must be dealt with by violence, (//Or, if this matter requires administrative intervention.)


Honorably,
-Duncan Werden

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