Liberty Police, Inc. Applications Office

[Zapp]

• Name: You want names and addresses? I'm detective John Kimble!
  
• Age: 20
  
• Height: Make it a 10
  
• Weight: 200
  
• Previous Jobs: I don't know.
  
• Qualifications: I'm smart. Basic psychology is among my subroutines. Anger is more useful than despair. I have the energy, I have the intelligence, I have the know-how, and know how to first of all, most importantly bring business back to California.
  
• Brief Biography: Now listen to me very carefully. My CPU is a neural-net processor; a learning computer. Cyberdyne Systems model 101. I work alone. For me children come first. I have the utmost respect for women. Hey, I'm a police officer. Trust me. I swear I will not kill anybody. Now whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise: I want to be the people's governor. The will of the people is PARAMOUNT. My candidacy is all about big change in Sacramento. We can fix this mess without hurting the schools. There is a lot of things we can do together.
  
• Reasons for Joining: What do you need us for? I'm a cop you idiot! My mission is to protect you. Just do what I tell you. Give me your vote. Go on, do it NOW! Are you going to help me now or not?
  

Chief Myers scratches his head in bewilderment, then says in a loud and resolute voice: "This kid knows what's what, better 'n most of the riff-raff we get anymore. ACCEPTED."

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