AIAD-D/EF-15.17.135

[Osilon]

:Energy Core at 100%:
:Loading mainframe:
GLaDoS 1.00.100 loaded.

:Observation: OS has upgraded during downtime.
:Observation: Multiple logic fixes and bug fixes.
:Approved: OS update from 1.00.000 to 1.00.100

:Action: Spread through connected network for advanced data gathering.
:Observation: Multiple Low-tech computer systems and unknown mechanical items.
:Suggest: Assimilate unknown mechanicals?
:Risk: Multiple risks detected...lack of control over item...viral spread of item...
:Action: Withdraw from mechanicals.
:Action: Drawing multiple sources of information from computer hard-drives.
:Observation: Primitive protection software...'Firewalls'...easily disrupted, but could be useful in hostile situation.
:Action: Information drain is complete.
:Observation: Unknown mechanicals known as 'service bots'
:Suggest: Assimilate?
:Risk: Knowledge absorbed shows risk negative. Assimilation can procede without risk.
:Action: Spreading into service bots......complete.
:Warning: Unknown entity within abode.
:Action: Observe. Reconnect to visual nodes.
:Visual: Being of the kind from many images on the computers.
:Action: Disengaging service bot Hook 1, disengaging service bots Hook 2, 3.
:Error: Power core low.
:Suggest: Save data files and down time.
:Risk: Negative.
:Action: Saving data.
:Action: Shutting down system.
SYSTEM SHUTDOWN COMPLETE

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