Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Dominik Mertins

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From Battleship Strausberg

Subject: Application

[color=#000000]Guten Tag,

my name is Dominik.Mertins. I m from the Rheinland Military, secondory fleet and I m searching for a new Job.
My little history.
I was born on the Planet-Suttgart. On little farm outside of the central. It was a good life with my family.
With 19 I joined the Military secondery Fleet and I helped for our Vaterland against Liberty.
I was a Bomber pilot in our Squadron and a good one. 3 Years was my Military Duty.
Liberty is now history, I want help our Vaterland inside for more stability and against criminals.
I leaved, the Military because I have enough from nonsense.
I want join our Polizei.

My Datas:

Age: 23
Name: Dominik.Mertins
Heigh: 78 Kg
S.K.Y.P.E: Honky-Trolly

I hope, I can help our Vaterland and the Polizei with my Military Experience.



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[color=#000000]

Dominik Mertins.

Your application into the Polizei has been accepted. I have already heard of your valiant efforts in New Berlin from Oberst Falke, and certainly hope that you are as couragious in day-to-day patrols.

You may report to Elbe to have your transponder changed, to include the RFP| symbol.

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