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[Capt. Henry Morgan]

From: Captian Lone Star
Source: [TAZ]Eagle.5

To: TAZ Comm Channel

Re: Cabbage in need of boiling

Yesterday, I finished getting the old Eagle 5 ready for work when we had a rather rude visitor to Baffin. He is a Lane Hacker in a Scimitar named Big.Blob.Billy.Bob. The comm log speaks for itself, I think.

[24.05.2010 02:26:30] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: What's this place?
[24.05.2010 02:26:51] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Seems I'm lost
[24.05.2010 02:27:11] [TAZ]Eagle.5: This is Baffin. Shasta and Sedona are Freeports.
[24.05.2010 02:27:28] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: What?
[24.05.2010 02:27:40] [TAZ]Eagle.5: Pueblo Bonito is our temple and closed to outsiders.
[24.05.2010 02:28:19] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Well. freeports... they don't like me there
[24.05.2010 02:30:57] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Aah these ones didn't like me neither
[24.05.2010 02:31:36] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: So, where is that pueblo bonito that you mentioned?
[24.05.2010 02:32:11] [TAZ]Eagle.5: It's closed to outsiders. Basically, you don't need to know.
[24.05.2010 02:32:23] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: And what would happen if I find it?
[24.05.2010 02:32:39] [TAZ]Eagle.5: Approaching without permission will get you shot.
[24.05.2010 02:32:49] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Let's see
[24.05.2010 02:32:57] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: well, I've not been fair with you
[24.05.2010 02:33:10] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: There's one station
[24.05.2010 02:33:21] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: I've been shooting zoners to get information out of them
[24.05.2010 02:34:57] [TAZ]Eagle.5: That sort of behavior is.... frowned upon here.

From there, I figured that a battle was coming, and I don't quite trust the Eagle 5 for combat y.t, so I docked and had a word with the dockmaster. He told me that the Templar Gimmel was available, and put me in touch with the Captain. Since his pilot was on leave, he took me aboard, and we undocked just in time to catch our intruder approaching the temple. Gimmel's log follows.

[24.05.2010 02:41:22] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: One of my friends tells me that someone's threatening Zoners here.
[24.05.2010 02:41:32] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: And you know what
[24.05.2010 02:41:42] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Another zoner just pointed me in the right direction
[24.05.2010 02:41:46] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Trying to escape
[24.05.2010 02:42:11] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: Go. Away.
[24.05.2010 02:42:12] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: So this is the summun
[24.05.2010 02:42:32] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: Fine... have it your way.
[24.05.2010 02:42:46] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Don't be stupid
[24.05.2010 02:43:29] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: And stay gone.
[24.05.2010 02:43:34] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Don't cry because your big gunboat can't do anything
[24.05.2010 02:44:01] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: You're flying away, right?
[24.05.2010 02:44:06] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Am I?
[24.05.2010 02:44:21] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Perhaps you should re phrase it
[24.05.2010 02:44:29] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Do I know the location of your base now?
[24.05.2010 02:44:41] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Will I come back with reinforcements?
[24.05.2010 02:44:57] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: It's not a secret, foolish boy.
[24.05.2010 02:44:57] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Those are the questions you should make
[24.05.2010 02:45:07] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Right, that's why you have it hidden
[24.05.2010 02:45:13] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Because you want everyone to know where it's
[24.05.2010 02:45:26] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: Any idiot with eyes can see it.
[24.05.2010 02:45:34] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: can you see it?
[24.05.2010 02:46:28] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: I see someone with a death wish. We're an easygoing bunch up here, but you broke the rules.
[24.05.2010 02:46:50] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: who cares about your laws
[24.05.2010 02:46:51] Don't use F1 or disconnect when interacting with other players.
[24.05.2010 02:47:21] Death: priez was killed by a hostile vessel.
[24.05.2010 02:48:21] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: And?
[24.05.2010 02:48:23] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: That's all?
[24.05.2010 02:48:35] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Poor bastard, can't even fulfit his words
[24.05.2010 02:49:17] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: And what now, zoner?
[24.05.2010 02:50:38] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Give up
[24.05.2010 02:51:54] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: I can almost hear you crying there
[24.05.2010 02:52:52] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: pointless
[24.05.2010 02:53:20] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Well done, you almost hurt me
[24.05.2010 02:53:25] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: Fine. Keep running.
[24.05.2010 02:53:30] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Keep crying
[24.05.2010 03:00:03] [TAZ]Epsilon.Eridani: Kallisti!
[24.05.2010 03:00:32] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Outstanding, now a destroyer
[24.05.2010 03:00:36] [TAZ]Epsilon.Eridani: // hmm i think i have a ZDF eagle in 29
[24.05.2010 03:00:48] [TAZ]Epsilon.Eridani: // want me to popin?
[24.05.2010 03:00:58] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: Sure.
[24.05.2010 03:01:50] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Yes, another gunboat will work
[24.05.2010 03:02:43] [TAZ]Sidhe: Howdy guys ...
[24.05.2010 03:02:53] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: 'Morning
[24.05.2010 03:02:54] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: We need a fighter to keep this guy in place.
[24.05.2010 03:03:00] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: Closing in
[24.05.2010 03:03:03] [TAZ]Sidhe: Hmm
[24.05.2010 03:03:22] [TAZ]Sidhe: I have Indie bomber in FP6
[24.05.2010 03:03:29] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: He's good enough to evade a gunboat.
[24.05.2010 03:03:29] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: Requesting permissin to go near PB, dear TAZ
[24.05.2010 03:03:44] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: We could use the help.
[24.05.2010 03:04:13] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: Standing by
[24.05.2010 03:04:54] Sluagh_Sidhe: i'm on my way
[24.05.2010 03:05:31] [TAZ]Linus.Koios: I'm on my way from Canaria - might take a few.
[24.05.2010 03:06:06] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: Thanka
[24.05.2010 03:07:06] [TAZ]Linus.Koios: Heh. He won't know what hit 'im. The booger sayin' anything yet?
[24.05.2010 03:07:20] [TAZ]Arashi: I'd laugh if we all arrive at the same time
[24.05.2010 03:07:42] [TAZ]Linus.Koios: Feel sorry for the poor person who's gotta clean out his soiled pod, eh?
[24.05.2010 03:07:46] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: useless is useless
[24.05.2010 03:08:10] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: Meh
[24.05.2010 03:08:31] [TAZ]Linus.Koios: Has he responded to any hails, or is he just shootin' up the locals?
[24.05.2010 03:08:37] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: Feel free to pursue, but I'm just glad he's gone.
[24.05.2010 03:08:53] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: I'm not a MM
[24.05.2010 03:08:59] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: Don't be sad, none gunboat can destroy my ship
[24.05.2010 03:09:01] [TAZ]Templar.Gimmel: He taunted me a lot.
[24.05.2010 03:09:03] ZDF-Invictus.Adagio: This is not my duty to pursue
[24.05.2010 03:09:04] Big.Blob.Billy.Bob: You are not the first idiot trying

As you can see, he's an impolite sort, but he managed to evade us despite more ships showing up. After the reinforcements began to arrive, he ran to Coronado. It would give me great pleasure to boil him, but getting rid of him was the next best thing. I vote that we put him on the Enemas list.

Now that the unpleasant business in concluded, we can move on to happier things.

Doc, I heard the good news! Congratulations on the new addition to your family! Give my regards to Midori.

Captain Lone Star signing off.

Hail Eris! -><- καλλιστι -><- All Hail Discordia!

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