Liberty Citizens against Furred Freaks.

[Korolia]

Incoming Transmission
Source ID: Aperture Laboratories
Location: Research vessel Borealis, New York

Because we will know where they came from, we will understand them and we will know exactly what they are capable of. When you fear a shadow in the corner of the room, do you try to obstruct your view of it? Or do you shine a light on it?

Transmission ends.

Comm ID: N/A [Public Account]

As far as we see, your private researches at playing wizard with life itself, probably sanctioned by no committee of ethics, isn't about shining light on a shadow so much as creating another light.

God created us human.
Playing God by mixing his work as one would mix beverage, curious of a result, is pure infamy.

We hope you utterly fail in this enterprise, sir.

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There is no bathroom!