Transmission recieved
Source ID: Aperture Science HR department
Location: Research Vessel Borealis
Hello Mr. Kollingworth... *sigh* Where to begin... You don't seem to understand exactly what you are volunteering for. We have no intention of finding a "cure". You do not "cure" progress. Evolution does not happen on its own, it must be forced. THAT is what we are doing. Any of these wondrous creatures you call "beasts" that come through our doors do so by their own free will, they bring themselves. We have no need of your services. Application DENIED.
And we now have an update on the progress of the subjects. They are alive, and experiencing only minor side effects from stage one of the process. All indications at this point are that the genetic material is successfully incorporating itself into their DNA.
Also, Aperture Science would like to thank Synth Foods for their generous donation of black forest cake.