The fact that people believe I'm using this to gain accounts offends me. I'd assume that there would be at least a shred of thought that I may actually just want to do some people favours, you know? I've experienced mass account loss, and I know how bad it is. That's why I want to help people prevent it from happening.
Also, our server has five nines of uptime and I know the host personally, so I'm positive nothing will happen to your accounts. I even plan on taking weekly backups of the databases.