Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Emilie Walden

Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Emilie Walden

Guten Tag Mein Herr,

Dear respected Direktors of the Rheinland Federal Polizei, I'm sending you this transmission with the desire to join your honoured ranks.
Twenty one years ago, I was born in the New Berlin system where I had pleasont childhood with my parents on the New Berlin planet.

Mah father was the piloten of the Daumann, and my mom was teh Polizei Officier.

My thirst for knowledge, education and to become one of the honoured citizens of teh Rheinland, I was accepted on the military Kleopatra academy on the New Berlin planet.

At the first time in the open space, looking at the beauty of teh Rheinland, I realized that this es sum'thing that everyone should be fightin' fo.

I can't describe you with how much pride I'm writing this applycation, and I sincerely hope that you'll take it into consideration, and help me to go my parent's steps and make mah dream come true.
-You'r sincerely, Emilie Walden.
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Emilie Walden:

I am proud to say zat zis ist your first step toward fulfilling your dream, as your application into ze Polizei has been accepted. I am glad to see zat ein interest in ein Polizei career runs in families und hope zat you will live up to your families, your own und my expectations.

You may report to Elbe immediately to have your Phantom or Mjolnir outfitted.

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