Thought for the day: If you ate pasta and then antipasti, would you still be as hungry as when you started?
So, three transports go down a tradelane...
What? Were you expecting a joke?
We had some fun today on the lane between Planet Mojave and New York. Three transports were coerced into showing their support for Lane Hacker R&D, giving us a grand total of:
1700 Refugees
2800 Tonnes of Gold Ore
4800 Tonnes of Gold
In addition, one of the pilots was working for Interspace Commerce, which provided entertainment for all:
Quote:The.Free.Penny: O no
So-Much-for-Subtlety: Hello there. The.Free.Penny: Your not getting y cargo
The.Free.Penny: Garhp
So-Much-for-Subtlety: Stop right there. Paco'Pistols: Hold it flunky
So-Much-for-Subtlety: No tricks, you hear me? The.Free.Penny: I got no tricks Paco'Pistols: Unless you have pack of cards and a hat..but I hardly believe
So-Much-for-Subtlety: Interspace, the foulest of them all. The.Free.Penny: Yes and Hackers, Not a good day for use at all.
The.Free.Penny: So whats it going to be?
So-Much-for-Subtlety: You realise you're a lapdog for a foul corporation don't you?
So-Much-for-Subtlety: How can you sleep at night? The.Free.Penny: I don't care. Paco'Pistols: *laughs* Yeah nice reminder The.Free.Penny: I get paid alot, thats all I want.
So-Much-for-Subtlety: You don't care, well I guess we don't care if you get paid.
So-Much-for-Subtlety: So what it's going to be is this.
So-Much-for-Subtlety: You're going to drop that cargo, and leave your bots and batteries here.
So-Much-for-Subtlety: Then fly away with your tail between your legs like the good little boy you are. Paco'Pistols: And you'll do it without complaining The.Free.Penny: And how you going to get ride of it?
So-Much-for-Subtlety: We have a transport just over there for one thing *points* Paco'Pistols: Do you really think your in position to ask questions here flunky !
So-Much-for-Subtlety: And there are many more ready to come if we need them I assure you. Paco'Pistols: NOW ! Do it nice and easy, and go away.. The.Free.Penny: Erveee, Let me get my crew to work please Paco'Pistols: If you refuse, you die, if you complain you die
Paco'Pistols: IF YOU SPEAK, you die LH~Aramchek: Haha. Paco'Pistols: *whistles*
So-Much-for-Subtlety: You should have thought about this when you made such a rediculous choice of career path. The.Free.Penny: I am Complying just let my crew get to work, it is a rather big ship Paco'Pistols: Ah..you speak
Paco'Pistols: Bang bang
Paco'Pistols: Next time it's going to be hull
So-Much-for-Subtlety: If I sniff so much as a whiff of time wasting, you're a gonner. Paco'Pistols: SO SHUT UP ! The.Free.Penny: Hey this is a big ship its takes a while to move it Paco'Pistols: Bots and bats also
Paco'Pistols: You can have the rest
Paco'Pistols: Now go away lapdog