I'm afraid I'm going to have to deny this application. Firstly, all our recruits need a firstname and lastname. 'TheExecutioner' just doesn't cut it unfortunately. Secondly, I think your biography is a bit too short.
You are welcome to try again.
~Deputy Chief Jack Bauer
[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.