Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Karl Donitz

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Sender: Karl Donitz
To: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner

Name: Karl Donitz
Age: 18
Height: 1.80 m
Weight: 67 kg
Hair Color: black
Eye Color: brown
Planet of Origin: Planet Nuremberg
Background Information:

Guten tag Inspekteur der Polizei,

I'm here to apply to the Rheinland Federal Polizei, a honorable and well know Rheiland Lawfull organization.
My name is Karl Donitz the son of Hans and Anne Donitz , was born on Planet Nuremberg on April 11th 799 A.S now I am 18 years old. My dad was at that time working as an engineer and my mom as a scientis for ALG. He was always telling me stories about pirates he encounter in hes long way trips across Sirius and how cruel and evil they are . I was marked about the stories all my life knowing that there are people that kill others only for cash.
At the age of 10 my father and mom made a huge finaciar efort to give me to a private flight school to learn all about it. My father wanted me to become a ship captain as he did try and didnt make it because of low cash . First two years was prety hard for me because I did have to learn allot about flight maneuvers.
At the age of 14 we started to do land simulation about flight ,was my first time controling a ship even that wasnt real. Was very dificult to fly with it and learn a bit hard .
At the age of 16 the Flight Trainer took us in a into space in a Ragnar Armored Transport in a trip to Halle to show us a training sequence did by the Rheiland Federal Polizei.The demonstration did for us was very educative and we were amaized how skillfull they are . In our trip back to Planet Nuremberg at the midle of the Trade lane was a small group of pirates like 3 that was killing traders and civilan ships. They started to scream at us to halt, our ship was now motionless. The pirates started to scan our ship and started to talk each other what to do , by the time our teacher manage to contact the polizei. The pirates did see that some polizei was approaching. Now the polizei started to talk with the pirates to leave right away but they refused . Now both sides started to shoot one at other and we where cought in the middle of the fire. . In the fire our ship was heavly damaged few of us were injured but 4 had die. This was the first time when I did meet pirates and was horrible how my friends did die that day. From then I did learn that pirates are to be trated with no mercy , that they are the scum of our population and need to be put to silence. At the age of 18 I finish the flight school with high points and got my license .
Now after 3 months after I finish the school I have my own ship a SHF know under the name of Mjolnir . My will is to join the polizei and fight against piracy.

Fur ze Polizei. Fur ze Kanzler.Fur Rheiland!

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Guten Tag Karl Donitz. A very close name to the infamous Nazi Grand Admiral Karl Doenitz. I took an Ancient History course on Neu Berlin, and I find the number of names that pop up that are close to infamous Nazis quite shocking when I think about it...

I am unsure how you procured a Mjolnir without being a member of the Polizei, whether in our Primary Fleet or other. Judging from your phrasing you are currently a freelancer, ja? But the Polizei does not allow freelancers access to the Mjolnir unless they have proven themselves loyal to Rheinland. We have yet to approve a request, so I would have heard if you had managed to acquire a Mjolnir through our permission.

So can you tell me: how did you acquire your Mjolnir?

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