Incoming Transmission
ID: Leutnant Raymond Amsel
Opening Channel
Guten tag herr ... Bauer.
Well this is really ... ermm .... I don't really know what to call this. Strange would be the first word that comes to mind I think. First of all ... "underworld" mein herr? The Hessians are not some blood sucking vampires to be living in the underworld. We are the free people of Rheinland, fighting against oppression openly, and not from some cave in the "underworld", we are not rats mein herr.
Secondly, you are killing the Military because they are visiting you in your cave in the "underworld" and taking ... err, what? Perhaps you have been drinking a bit too much mein herr. Your application is DENIED. You should find out more about the Hessian Army, because we are not rats that live in this ... "underworld" of yours.