Well, that is a good question. What brought me to Freelancer? Up to this day I do not know the true answer to this dilemma. Was it a will of god or just a coincidence?
Well, this is how it happened. It was a sunny day on one of the saturdays. As usual I was smoking loads of crack, drinking Gin and Tonic with sushi and watching my favorite cartoon POKEMON. I decided to step out on a balcony to smoke a cigarette, right after I took a phat hit on my "Devastator", that is how I call my 6FT. bong. Well, you probably realize that I am baking like a school girl on a prom night, I step out, by the way I live on the 10th floor of a building and light up a cigarette. I remember taking a deep toke on the ciggy when I suddenly saw a freakishly big fireball flying through the sky. I screamed from the top of my lungs: "Holly jumping horny monkey on the mountain Everest, what the hell what that?", spit down from the balcony and took another toke. At that point I realized that I was trippin' like the same school girl, but next morning when she woke up amongst a team of football players. So, I take a nother toke and suddenly the same fireball flies across the sky...
-Jesus, I say to myself scratching my manhood, I should really cut down on my recreational activities. And another toke and another big spit down the street level. I take my head up and , sexy looking Monica Lewinski with Brittney, the fireball again. I mutter something to myself along the lines of: "F...k this, i am done, must get some tea..." and walk back inside. Suddenly a phone rang, I picked it up and the question that I heard from my neighbor really put me in a stupor. My friend Jake was asking me what the funk I was doing outside on my balcony for three freaking days? At this point I really didn't know what to say, except that fireball was flying in my mind. I guess the little dingleberry bell rang in my head and I decided to install the good old Freelancer and go explore the unknown universe....
Well, now you know what brought me to Freelancer.
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