"I went into Colorado to scare me up some Xenos. Their Starfliers really didn't stand much of a chance, even though I'm only in a Dagger. After I filled my cargo bay with their captured pilots, I went down to have a drink in Rochestor; I needed a quick break to cool off.
"Then, just as I'm about to dock, I heard an S.R.S. fellow announce another one of their quasi-legal races, with the reward of a million credits for the winner. No one else showed up, so I ended up racing their own Christian... something-or-other in a one vs. one race. He was in a Dagger too, and he was good, but I won with thirty-five meters to spare and am now half a million credits richer.
"After I left the Connecticut system, I was forced into another race. Me vs. the gunfire of the Liberty Navy's Dreadnaught Citadelle d'Quebec. Keeping with the pattern of Hacker awesomeness, I won this race too, escaping to Colorado with my life.
"Sorry about goofing off like that, boss, but you know, all this fighting just leads to a short life. You need to relax a little some times. Besides, I managed to acquire half a million credits from my victory.