Morton grinned broadly."Gotta try a lot harder than that to get rid of me Meallan."He grabbed one of Dagons shots from out of his hand and drank it before the star colonel could work out what happened.
"I'll be honest, I thought I wasn't gunna survive either. But there was this little voice inside my head saying 'Come on Morton, only twelve more to go'... And then..."
He stopped talking for a second and chugged down some of his own drink.
"... I was thinking 'Twelve? Twelve what? I musta been floating about in my pod for a while, only half concious, but I worked it out. Only twelve more to go until I've successfully shared a bed with every attractive woman in the Hellfire Legion."
He paused again and scratched his chin for a second, lost in thought.
"Hmm... Anyway. Who was that you were callin' up on the holopad? Got this bunch interested for sure, so I'm gonna guess it's is something at least in some way fun."
He sat back down next to Voss and sipped at his drink.