to: Lane Hackers

[Brutus Clay]

Greetings Professor Dr. Dr. von Uz or whatever.

You claim to be a Zoner. I am afraid you are a just corporate lapdog with Zoner papers. I am also afraid you think these papers grant you free passage from the Lane Hackers.
Sorry to bring you back to reality : they don't.
Supporting the sirius-wide Corporatocracy by supplying companies with thousands of tons of Gold Ore will make you being taxed.
We tried to convince your pilot to pay. He refused.
We tried to convince Mr Knox's finger not to press the "Launch Snac' button in his cockpit. It refused.

We are requesting a compensation fine for our lost cargo, since it was worth 50,995,000 SC.

(A loud laughter can be heard on the audio transmission.)

If we see such incidents in the future again, double-taxing our ship, the consequences will be of apocalyptic dimension.

comm.ID.irony.bot.engaged...
Sorry, it won't happen again.
comm.ID.irony.bot.disengaged...

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