Brothers, it seems we had an unwelcome intruder into Gamma today. Someone named "Pwnage", flying a poorly armed Bretonia navy fighter, stuck his head in. But do not worry, he merely seemed to be lost. Our people did not see him as enough of a threat to bother firing on him. I don't think he even knew where he was. He was just bumbling his way through the system, last seen heading into... Nomad territory. I think that's the last we'll see of him.
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@To: The Brotherhood
@From: Major C.W.A. Pwnage of the BAF
Cheeky b*stard! Major Pwnage is no bumbler, suh. I knew perfectly well where I was... eventually. By the time I realised who was in charge and gave a "cheerioh" out of courtesy, I was already too far gone to turn back. Then these ruddy blue ships came out of nowhere. Damndist things I ever saw. Started hitting me without so much as a by-your-leave. I thought I was for it! Blokes back at Suffolk won't believe a word. But needless to say I made it through, no thanks to you damn Corsairs. Oh well no harm done, mah-ha!
