To: [color=#FFFFFF]The knuckle dragging, brain dead wannabes of the fighter corps. Comm. ID:Commissar Leon Mendel Priority:HIGH Subject:How it is done
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Well, you morons should shut up and listen, and quit polishing those bits of sardine cans cut out into medals and held together with safety glue you morons actually think are medals.
Now before I have to remind you bastards not to run with safety scissors, or sit drooling from the corner of your mouths as you stare at something shiny...
I am to pass on a new order from the Commissariat.
Not One Step Back.
Commissars will enforce this with terminal efficiency.
Nice knowing you... *gunshot as the camera man was backing up to get a wide angle*
Ok I lied, it was terrible knowing you, you lot give radioactive cat twaddle a bad name.
Get the hell out of my sight, and don't step backwards!