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Hoelahh my ameeygoes !
During my last visit to your beautifull planet Crete your uncle Pete had the joy of a nice bar talk with one of your pilots!
That fellow told me my services could be of use !
He was telling me y'all people are quite liking the synt. marijuana !!
If this is true your uncle Pete can bring shiploads of that , for a very nice price.
And i can tell y'all by own experience its damn good quality!
Next to that , me and my boys are also down for other jobs ,
like collecting stuff floating in space that "fell off the train" if ya catch my drift.
Since y'all been good trading partners over the years I'll even throw in a free dog
By the way my boys , uncle Pete does not deal with them Outcasts.
They shot up a couple of trains back in the days and ain't nice to old folk's.
Must be that chemicals in their brains messin' with em!!
To prove my point i got a couple of em in my brig as we speak.
Don't even adress me with uncle , those no good rascals!
Ofcourse you are always welcome to check out my catalog here!
I hope we can do more business soon ameeygoes!