Log: #7
ID: Bruno Gehard, Head of Security
Ship: Gateway|-Bombs.Away
Hey ya peeps, It's BRUNO
An interesting day today down in Omega 3, setting aside the the regular drabs that pass through the system I came across a nice ripe golden egg which I decided to pluck.
My recently adopted corsair orphan baby "OJ": wanted a new toy for his second birthday so I did a little browsing on the shopping channel and found this:
its a ruby encrusted CHANEL Potty I mean come on who doesnt love CHANEL huh? So I thought this would be ze perfekt gift for my little OJ only problem was the price is $150,000 can you believe that not even my Gefunkter Chanel handbag costs this much only like $20,000 you know. Anyways with the crap pay check and bonus I get from Gateway I decided who better to pay for my baby's new potty than a Bowex, hehe.
That is just what I found in ze Omega 3, a lone Bowex Shire Transport. Hauling some High Temp Alloys through to NL.
So I stopped him for a quick chat, I explained that you know Bowex'n Gateway dont get on that much and that he was working for the wrong company. I was in a good mood so I wasnt too harsh with him and he seemed more than keen to help me out with OJ's Gift. Which is great, anyway heres the Guncams from the encounter:
In other news, I am currently doing up my luxury villa in the St. Tropez bay area of Planet Curacao. I have decided I want a new bathroom but I want it made out of GOLD! None of this cheap plastic stuff ya, I want ze nice shiny as Gold is the colour of my new mohawk see:
Anyway here are some snapshots of how my new bathroom will look once completed, the guy in the pictures is the salesman, cute huh:
Anyway this new bathroom is gonna cost me $10 Million Credits so I wanna up the raids to pay for it, money has been tight since buying my Orphan OJ and his food bill huge. Do babies really need caviar and gaian fois gras, youd think OJ was never fed when living on his Corsair Homeworld, the way he eats. But its all gourmet stuff hmmm?